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Male Tears in Jake is a high-shine sheer red lip gloss.

Inspired by an email sent in by one of our biggest fans, we decided to immortalize “Jake” and his cunning wit. Check the last two photos for the full story.

Buildable and bouncy, our glassy formula is made with real male tears. Ok. Maybe not literally. But, if you’ve ever made a boy cry you get the idea. Designed to enhance your natural lip color, Jake is formulated with sheer red pigment. Wear it as a topper to add a high-shine wash of juicy red to whatever’s underneath.

Claims: Cruelty-free, Vegan.
Size: 0.17 fl oz. / 5 ml


What is it?

A pop of shine that bites back. Our bouncy formula glazes over the lips for a buildable, glossy finish.

How do I use this?

Glide the wand directly across your lips for an expressive, glossy pop. Swipe on once for a subtle statement. Swipe on twice to give lip with extra shine. Pair on top of our matte liquid lipstick for a glassy finish.


Bold Hydration: Jojoba oil and vitamin E mean soft lips and locked-in moisture.

Real Male Tears: Empowering shine wears sheer to enhance natural lip color.

F*ck Goop: Long-wearing and never sticky—spend less time re-applying and more time making boys cry.